Coronal Radiata CVA, A clots work is never done.

STROKE, STROKE, STROKE

I often have trouble flushing MLA format out of my compositional toilet. As you know, MLA is used for literary works. APA is used for Science composition and hypothetical musings. Fortunately I will not have to include the 50 word synoptic Abstract. Here is the jist of my writing project. As a practicing Registered Nurse, 50% of my work is assessing for a patient's level of understanding. If cognizance is deficient, Then we chart "Knowledge Deficit related to Ineffective Instruction Technique". After I record this revelation, then it becomes my job to be judgmental and gauge: Is the Patient Hee-Haw Stupid? Republican Party Stupid?, Church of God Stupid? Or just plain genetic trash.

Then create a Lesson plan designed for this patient's level of retardation.
"Do da baby likes Beer Or Vodka? or "When my Daughter gives birth to my husband's demon seed of lust, How soon after its birth should I wait to burn them both?"

I then have to go to the library and select a minimum of 3 scholarly Texts which cover the various Nursing Teaching Theories; Behaviorism-Operant Conditioning, Cognitive Recall, Information Processing Theory, or Humanistic And Open Education.

Being that I was reared by Heretical Lesbian Catholic Nuns who's teaching methodology taught children through the Montessori Method ...

Maria Montessori :
"Crack Open a Case of Slit Licka Bull!"

I will be using the Humanistic Theory of Education. The goal of my "lecture de Avaunt Guard"?

So, Yer ass has done had a stoke! Take heart; even that your left side no longer works, you should be all right from now on.

Pre-Elvis-esque Stroke Post Elvis-esque Stroke

Here are some items, concepts, and scenarios that by your endeavours to implement and avoid at home, You may resist the attractive gravitational compulsion to bust your decomposing ass.

Remember the golden rule my frail Seniors:

God only helps those whom help themselves.

So remember, if you've fallen and you can't get up. You are in someone else's way and have made yourself a complete nuisance. Kindly roll your carcass curbside. The city's drain scour trucks will process your paperish hide and crush your porous skeleton in seconds. Take heart and know that all organic waste is sifted, refined and distributed as granular fertilizer for City Parks.

1. Keep Moving.

2 Stay out of the way.

3 Be sure to wear medications such as Benzodiazepines, Opioid Narcotics, and any metabolism boosters such as Amphetamines, in a clearly marked hip-purse. You may wish to include any paper currency or financial access information with you. In the event you are unable to speak and need to be identified.