Are you a Christian?
Are you over-worked, over-scheduled and find you have no time for anything?
Has your diet become poor and the only thing increasing is your
level of stress,
financial debt
and that
bulging waistline?
You are a good Christian, you MUST find that non-existent worship time EVERY Friday, Sunday along with those
impossible, nagging WEDNESDAYS!!!
GET DOWN OFF THAT CRUCIFIX MONA!!!
It may be ONLY three servings of the Lord and Savior, but any which way you tack it, poke it, or pack it away!
THAT IS A LOT OF JESUS!!
That is why we have created
(in our own image)
Jesus-lite
Jesus-lite has half the calories and fat as regular Jesus but still has that Divine, creamy taste you have come to expect from the Son of God
Jesus-Lite is just as fulfilling!!
So when you are at your desk, stuck in traffic, or needing that immediate condemnation, crack open a Jesus-lite and receive the New Testament
in an airy, refreshing, revival of taste!
Let's face it
Even God himself took a nap on the Sabbath,
what took Days before must now be done in Minutes.
Don't waste time, Don't Delay
Try Jesus-Lite in these other Heavenly flavors:
**Latin Salsa**
***Zesty Italian***
****Creamy Ranch****
Times are tough, but we are a little tougher!!
The POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
Jesus-lite is another time saving product from:
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