Go unto them, Be not afraid Take thy Dragon and thy Staff and Comfort Them

Go unto them, Be not afraid Take thy Dragon and thy Staff and Comfort Them

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Atlanta-Ponce Highlands, Georgia, United States
Herr Ritalin-Adderall is a European-American male born in the year 1964. He makes his home in the SOL system on Terra (earth). He lives in the Northern Hemisphere, S.E. sector of North America. Latitude:33.46.10.29N Longitude:84.21.21.42W He is a Nurse by profession and a Writer by pleasure. My plan is to catalog my thoughts, rants, silliness, and apply scientific data. I want to know why we are the way we are and how we can evolve. love writing... It's almost a decent indecency. Writing is a self indulged intellectual masturbation, seeding itself upon the consensual unconscious mind.

Friday, November 2, 2007

My Stable of Fine Animals

These are the men in my stable.

These are the men I find irresistibly attractive. Once I assembled them, I realized that I seem to prefer a “type” of man. Really not quite sure what it is. Perhaps you as the reader can key in on what makes a man.. A MAN in my eyes.

First on the list:
Sir Christopher Meloni:



















I have been an admirer of his for about ten years now. When he shucked it off for HBOs “OZ” I about fell over dead. It only enforced my feelings for him and my respect. I am at your bidding my Lord.

Mr. Michael Rowe:














Mike has Rowed me to shore on more than “a few times.” Mr. Rowe of Discovery Channel’s “Dirty Jobs” is another fine example of BEEF on the foot. There isn’t a job I would find too dirty working for Mr. Rowe.

Mr. Colin Ferguson:
















Leading man in Sci-Fi’s “Eureka.”Colin brings out my softer, more intellectual side. God knows why. There is something disarming about him that makes me want to be an Angel in action and a Demon in motion. What shall you have me do Colin?

Mr Ben Browder:

















Here we have the leading man from Sci-Fi’s “Farscape.” I do miss that show. They turned up on the last season of “Stargate.” Oh well What’s a paycheck? Ben is the kind of man whom I suspect is a complete contradiction in the bedroom. Something about his Carolinian charm makes this Georgia Boy go crazy.

Mr. Daniel Craig















Here we have a British Gentleman who knows how to be many things to many people. I often fantasize about hiking the Scottish Highlands with him. Perhaps for two or three weeks-However long it takes.

So here they are. Men whom I would happily do for… (in any capacity)

Da doo Ron, Bill.... Dick.. Whatever your name is.

Da doo ron-ron

I saw him on a corner and my car stopped still
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron
Some money told me that his name was Bill
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron
Yeah, my car stopped still!
Yes, I paid him bills!
And when I drove him home
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron

I knew what he was doing when he dropped his fly
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron
He hooked so quiet but my oh my!
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron
Yeah, he dropped his fly!
Yes, oh my, oh my!
And when he drilled it home
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron

[Sax solo or shaft solo]

He came around seven and he banged me blind
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron
Someday soon I'm gonna buy more time
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron
Yeah, he banged me blind!
Yes, I'll buy more time!
And when he drove it home
Da doo ron-ron-ron,
Da doo ron-ron
Yeah, yeah, yeah
da doo ron ron ron,
da doo ron ron ron
(repeat & fade)